“Excuse me, sir, do you like to laugh?” – Laugh ‘Til You Care Guy “Why, yes. Yes, I do.” – Homer Simpson “Well, then you’ll love our comedy festival. It’s for a good cause.” – Laugh ‘Til You Care Guy “A rest home for pirates?” – Homer Simpson
Day: July 25, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“They didn’t approve my idea. They said it was unfeasible.” – Bart Simpson “It is unfeasible to resurrect the dead, Bart. And even if the Three Stooges were alive, I doubt they’d want to hang around with you.” – Lisa Simpson “Oh, yeah. I guess they’d probably want to be with their families or something, huh?” – Bart Simpson