“That’s a good price for twelve pounds of nutmeg.” – Marge Simpson
“Great selection and rock bottom prices! But where is the love?” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“Attention Monstromart shoppers: just a reminder that we love each and every one of you.” – PA Announcer
“Awww.” – Customers
Having worked in big box retail for nine years, this scene has an extra layer for me because now I know the joke is that the announcer is lying.
You don’t have any insider knowledge there.
You certainly have insider knowledge on being a prick Ryan.
It’s called having a normal amount of testosterone.
Jebus, Ryan is seriously fucked up.
lol. That’s “fucked up” to you? Get your t-levels checked; I guarantee they’re below average.
Bart Simpson would deliver a much better reply than this pathetic comment.
Heck, Marge would have come up with something better.
How about… Ghost Mutt?
Fuck you.
Ok- that made me laugh.
And at this point he’s no longer the same endearing douchebag everyone loves to hate. In the past (as recently as a few months ago) I’ve laughed out loud at some of Ryan’s posts with just his overall shittiness. When I would go to DHS in the past I would always be hoping to read something new from Ryan. But he’s not even trying anymore. Here a guy just says how a scene from the Simpsons reminded him of something from his life and all Ryan can say is that he doesn’t have any insider knowledge. Weak. I miss classic Ryan. This is zombie Ryan.
C’mon Ryan. If you’re not going to be your hilarious a-hole self why even bother? I’m being 100% sincere when I tell you that you have a real talent for being a dick and you’re squandering that. Please make me laugh again.
I cut carbs recently, I’m in a better mood.
He isn’t even giving us Stan levels of entertainment. At least I had something to work with there, y’know? All Ryan does is get really angry over inconsequential stuff and it’s like… it’s a two-man job here, you’ve gotta contribute, man… you used to be more fun.
Wasn’t Stan a schizophrenic or something?
Probably. You’ve got big shoes to fill there, kiddo
DHS posters: What happened to you, Ryan? You used to be cool.
Ryan: No I didn’t.