“Put five thousand bucks on the Lakers. Hire Kenny G to play for me in the elevator. My house is dirty, buy me a clean one.” – Krusty the Klown
Day: August 9, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Now, I know I haven’ been the best Christian. In fact, when you’re up there blah-blah-blahing, I’m usually doodling or mentally undressing the female parishioners. Well, anywho, can I have forty-thousand dollars?” – Homer Simpson