“You’re serving us gruel?” – Lisa Simpson “Not quite. This is Krusty Brand Imitation Gruel. Nine out of ten orphans can’t tell the difference.” – Dolph
Day: August 14, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Bart, are you pulling up the carpet?” – Marge Simpson “Yuh-hunh.” – Bart Simpson “Why are you letting him do this?” – Marge Simpson “I dunno.” – Homer Simpson “Well, punish him!” – Marge Simpson “Alright, alright: Bart, go to your room.” – Homer Simpson “See you in the funny pages.” – Bart Simpson “How could you let this happen?” – Marge Simpson “How could you let this happen?” – Homer Simpson “I wasn’t here!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, how convenient.” – Homer Simpson
Double Secret Probation Makeup Quote of the Day
“Ruff, ruff! I’m Poochie the rockin’ dog! Hi, I’m Troy McClure, you may remember me from such cartoons as Christmas Ape, and Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp.” – Troy McClure