“Don’t you worry, Mr. Mayor, this little bird’ll be cracking rocks by the end of the week.” – Chief Wiggum
“Wiggum, you glorified night watchman, let her go!” – Mayor Quimby
“But . . . she broke the law.” – Chief Wiggum
“Thanks for the civics lesson.” – Mayor Quimby
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7 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I’ve always loved the animosity between Wiggum and Quimby.
do you ship them
Go back to writing your smutfics about Barney and Bumblebee Man.
Why is it smut just because theyre both male
Are you a homophobe
Do you know what year it is. Are you one of those alt righters the media is always talking about
Youre sick. You are fucking sick.
Look I get that you’re trying to step into Stan’s shoes, and we appreciate you trying, but you just aren’t him man. You never will be. You just aren’t as good, it’s not the same.
Stan would make numerous posts that went unreplied. Every single post I’ve made here, even if they weren’t antagonistic, has been replied to in some hostile or defensive manner.
Stan wouldn’t get this mad over not being top troll either. Pick up the slack, kiddo