Quote of the Day

“That’s not fair, Nelson! They didn’t have the Killmatic 3000 back then.” – Bart Simpson “Records from that era are spotty at best.” – Nelson Muntz

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Hey, Barney, I think you’ve had enough.” – Homer Simpson “Are you crazy? We still haven’t tried Raspberry Duff, Lady Duff, Tartar Control Duff…” – Barney Gumble