Makeup Quote of the Day

“You’re not gonna ask me to pose nude, are you?” – Homer Simpson “Well, yes. Unless you have some issues with revealing your body.” – Boudoir Photographer “Well, I don’t! But the block association seems to, they wanted a traditional Santa Claus.” – Homer Simpson

Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day

“And for the tribute, I need a volunteer to present an oral report on Principal Skinner’s life.” – Miss Hoover “Miss Hoover, which one is oral?” – Ralph Wiggum “Out of your mouth, Ralph.” – Miss Hoover