“Seymour, I’ll bet you a steak dinner those books are still here. All we have to do is search every locker.” – Bart Simpson
“Oh, Bart, I’m not sure random locker searches are permitted by the Supreme Court.” – Principal Skinner
“Pfft, Supreme Court, what have they done for us lately?” – Bart Simpson
“Let’s move.” – Principal Skinner
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5 responses to “Quote of the Day”
An underrated yet very good episode. Watched this one not so long ago.
Seeing two characters switch personalities or places is nothing new, but this episode still made it feel believable. The teachers are damn lucky Lisa decided to go back to being a goody-goody.
I hate that cynical political jokes from over 25 years ago are still relevant.
Wow, who knew a jab like “the government sucks” would stay relevant?
Isn’t the joke at the expense of people in positions of petty power who don’t care at all for the rights of others and who are willing to laugh off institutions like the Court?
“Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.”