“Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson, my husband is on a murderous rampage! Over.” – Marge Simpson “Well, thank God that’s over. I was worried there for a second.” – Chief Wiggum
Day: October 30, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Good morning, everybody! Panic is gripping Springfield as giant advertising mascots rampage through the city. Perhaps it’s part of some daring new ad campaign, but what new product could justify such carnage? A cleanser, a fat free fudge cake that doesn’t let you down in the flavor department like so many others?” – Kent Brockman
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“Behold mighty Caesar, in all his glory!” – Homer Simpson