“Oh, goody! The sea monkeys I ordered have arrived. Look at them cavort and caper!” – C.M. Burns
Tag: Treehouse of Horror V
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“Hello, police? This is Marge Simpson, my husband is on a murderous rampage! Over.” – Marge Simpson “Well, thank God that’s over. I was worried there for a second.” – Chief Wiggum
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“That’s odd, usually the blood gets off at the second floor.” – C.M. Burns
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“Okay, everybody, let’s see some big smiles! Just relax and let the hooks do their work.” – Ned Flanders “What the hell are you smiling at?” – Homer Simpson
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“Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.” – Bart Simpson
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“Hello, once again. As usual, I must warn you all that this year’s Halloween show is very, very scary. And those of you with young children may want to send them off to bed- . . . Oh, my, it seems the show is so scary, that Congress won’t even let us show it. Instead, they’ve suggested the 1947 classic Glen Ford movie, ‘200 Miles to Oregon’.” – Marge Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “Treehouse of Horror V”! Original airdate: 30 October 1994.
Compare & Contrast: Treehouses of Horror Ending in “V”
“This sandwich tastes so young and impudent. Seymour, what’s with the good grub?” – Mrs. Krabappel “Well, perhaps I ought to let you folks in on a secret. Do you remember me telling Jimbo Jones that I’d make something of him one day?” – Principal Skinner “Are you saying you killed Jimbo, processed his carcass, and served him for lunch? . . . Ha!” – Mrs. Krabappel This year’s Halloween special had three segments: one about a hellish version of Springfield Elementary, one about a Kubrick movie, and one about the Simpson family co-existing with different versions of itself. Twenty years ago, the Halloween special also had three segments, one a Kubrick movie parody, one about Homer traveling between different versions of his family, and one about a hellish version of Springfield Elementary. Except for the order, they match up perfectly. Since The Simpsons always takes precedence over Zombie Simpsons, we’re going to follow the order from “Treehouse of Horror V”. “The Shinning” vs. “A Clockwork Yellow” Like most big name directors, Stanley Kubrick made some great movies and some crappy movies. From a parody and satire point of view, however, what made his films great was the sheer number of iconic and memorable characters, images, and lines. Whether it’s the Monolith, Jack Nicholson hacking his way through a door, or Malcolm McDowell and his gang strutting down the street in suspenders, bowler hats, and cod pieces, Kubrick movies are full of moments that stick in the audience’s mind, which makes them perfect for comedy. The Simpsons exploited that all the time. There’s Homer at the “Dawn of Man” in Lisa’s Pony; there’s Bart reaching for the cupcakes in “Duffless”, there’s Frink with the Strangelove glasses in “Homer Defined”. “Sideshow Bob’s Last Gleaming” not only features R. Lee Ermey from Full Metal Jacket, but even has a complete war room from Dr. Strangelove. None of those defined an entire episode, they were just quick little things put in there for fans who cared to notice them. “The Shinning”, the first segment from “Treehouse of Horror V”, was different in that it retold an entire movie. All the major plot points and characters from the 144 minute film are condensed into just seven minutes of screentime. All by itself that’s damned impressive, but what turns it into a Simpsons masterpiece is the way that each thing they reproduce is recognizable as the original yet still creative and funny in its own way. The blood spilling out of the elevator isn’t a moment of gore soaked terror, it’s a ho-hum hotel regularity, no more interesting than fresh towels or the luggage carts in lobby. It just usually gets off at the second floor. The hedge maze, the ghostly bartender, Homer getting locked in the fridge, the typewriter being a window into madness, even Bart’s titular “shinning” and Willie’s failed rescue attempt, these are all recognizable to anyone who has seen the film and each is given its little twist. But, and this is crucial, no one…
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“What he’s typed will be a window into his madness. . . . ‘Feelin’ Fine.’, well, that’s a relief. . . . ooh, this is less encouraging.” – Marge Simpson
Animation Alley: Treehouse of Horror V
(this episode was directed by Jim Reardon) I love the very few times the show utilizes live action, here where Marge discovers tonight’s episode was banned by Congress, and instead the classic film 200 Miles to Oregon. Funny how this movie is fake, while Paint Your Wagon turns out to be real. Anyway, no wraparounds anymore, we go to our title sequence, which has been getting more and more gruesome over time. You don’t see many cartoons where a boy chops the head off his school principal, who authorizes it with a gleeful thumbs up. The first segment is, of course, a parody of The Shining, and many moments and shots from the film are recreated here, all looking fantastic, be it from the establishing shots of the mansion and hedge maze, the blood escaping the elevator, or the awesome wraparound of the room scrawled with Homer’s maddening message. What makes it all work is the aim of the humor: the joke isn’t that they’re doing The Shining, it’s just the story they’ve decided to tell, and the jokes come from their twisting of the source material, combined with the personality of our characters within it. If you didn’t already have enough Shining references, here’s yet another, with Maggie spelling ‘Redrum’ with blocks. Not exactly a freeze frame moment since it’s pretty clear in the shot, but still a nice touch. David Silverman comes back with a vengeance, outdoing himself from the dogs playing poker bit from last year’s special. Homer going mad here is one of my favorite animation moments in the entire series; between the amazing drawings and Castellaneta’s hilarious performance, it’s a wonderful marvel to behold. If this were attempted by an artist now, it would all be thrown away for being too off-model. This would never make it to air. I love that for no discernible reason, we have cameos by franchise monsters like Freddy Kreuger, Pinhead and Jason Vorhees as Moe’s fellow ghouls who want to see Homer waste his family. I guess Homer’s sloth-like nature and love for food could only be dissuaded with the help of all the famous movie monsters at once. I love the look of Willie’s room, this nice calming green after all the shots before it of the gloomy blue mansion. The beguiling Scottish lass with bagpipes above the headboard is a great touch. I’ve always loved this shot, a low angle up at Homer, looking truly possessed, lumbering through the snow to murder his entire family. The Halloween shows’ greatest triumph is being able to make us feel real tension amidst the stupidest of situations. Mere scenes ago we had Homer optioning to stuff his face rather than follow the orders of the Mummy and Dracula, but now, thanks to the great drawings, music, performances, everything coming together to make us really believe that our favorite dumb lovable oaf is capable of doing something so horrible. Weaving from dumb jokes to believable tension… it ain’t easy, but the…
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“Now look, boy, if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that ‘Shin’ of yours to call me and I’ll come a running. But don’t be reading my mind between four and five. That’s Willie’s time!” – Caretaker Willie
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“Homer? It’s Moe. Uh, look, some of the ghouls and I are a little concerned the project isn’t moving forward.” – Moe “Can’t murder now, eating.” – Homer Simpson “Oh, for cryin’ out loud.” – Moe
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“Over here, Simpson. The detention room is dangerously overcrowded, so you’ll be serving your time in the cafeteria.” – Principal Skinner “Oxygen, running out.” – Detention Kid “Yes, you should’ve thought of that before you made that paper airplane.” – Principal Skinner
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“Easy there, young man, you’ll only make yourself tired and stringy. Now, to check on the free range children.” – Principal Skinner
One Last Thing About Treehouse of Horror
“I believe I’ll start, as you’ve so often suggested, by eating your shorts.” – Principal Skinner Take a good, long look at the image above. It is one of the best examples of Point #3 – being funny and scary – from that rather sprawling post on Tuesday. Lunchlady Doris is absolutely covered in blood (children’s blood, at that) and has a look on her face that should be in the dictionary next to “maniacal”. When this happens, we know that she’s been literally butchering kids, and now she wants to do the same to Bart, Lisa and Milhouse. But she’s holding and egg beater. An egg beater! I don’t think you could hurt someone with an egg beater if you threw it at them. Yes, the image is scary, but it’s also patently absurd. The same scary-funny feeling goes into Willie saying that he’s “bad at this” right after he gets ax murdered for the third time in twenty minutes, Skinner putting on a bib with a school crossing logo on it, and the giant, “Hamilton Beech Student Chopper”. The situation is dire, but the dialogue and the context are nothing but jokes. It is a very fine line to walk, especially when you’re dealing with something like kinder-cannibalism, but The Simpsons knew how to walk it. Even twenty years on, I remain in awe of many of the things this show did.
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“Come family, sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in television’s warm, glowing warming glow.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta!
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“In case all that smiling didn’t cheer you up, there’s one thing that never fails: a nice glass of warm milk, a little nap, and a total frontal lobotomy.” – Ned Flanders
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“I’ve gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren’t just confined to zoos!” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday Dan Castellaneta!
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“Boy, you read my thoughts, you’ve got the shinning.” – Groundskeeper Willie “You mean ‘shining’.” – Bart Simpson “Shhh, do you want to get sued?” – Groundskeeper Willie Happy Birthday Nancy Cartwright!
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“Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure an honest winter’s work out of those lowlifes.” – C.M. Burns “Sir, did you ever stop to think that maybe it was doing this that caused the previous caretakers to go insane and murder their families?” – Mr. Smithers “Hmm, perhaps. Tell you what, we come back and everyone’s slaughtered? I owe you a coke.” – C.M. Burns
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“Homer, I’m impressed. You’re taking this quite well.” – Marge Simpson “I’ll kill you! I’ll kill all of you!” – Homer Simpson
