“I’m used to seeing people promoted ahead of me, friends, co-workers, Tibor. I never thought it’d be my own wife.” – Homer Simpson “Well, maybe you’d get promoted if you worked a little harder.” – Marge Simpson “Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver!” – Homer Simpson “Oh really? I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.” – Marge Simpson
Day: November 5, 2018
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Homer, please, you know it’s hard for me to make friends.” – Marge Simpson “Oh, Marge, we should do this every Thursday.” – Marge’s Potential Friend “Marge, I got sprayed by this skunk! Oh, look, he’s doing it again!” – Homer Simpson