Quote of the Day

“I’m used to seeing people promoted ahead of me, friends, co-workers, Tibor. I never thought it’d be my own wife.” – Homer Simpson
“Well, maybe you’d get promoted if you worked a little harder.” – Marge Simpson
“Are you kidding? I work like a Japanese beaver!” – Homer Simpson
“Oh really? I came to see you three times today. Twice you were sleeping and once you were kicking that ball of electrical tape around.” – Marge Simpson

7 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. Then Zombie Simpsons rescued the character and turned him into an executive.

      1. “Rescued”? That’s not how you spell “ruined”.

        Honestly, is there anything they haven’t destroyed from the original series at this point, no matter how obscure?

  1. The Japanese beaver line is one of multiple lines from the Simpsons I’ve used on other people who didn’t know it was from something where I scored a big laugh when they assumed I thought of it myself. Other times I’ve been called out on lifting Simpsons lines as my own. I once got a big laugh from a group of people when saying that it said something or other was deemed okay in the bible “somewhere in the back” and one guy got me knowing it was from the Simpsons.

    1. I totally would have been that person either calling you out or tossing more quotes back at you.

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