“Ooh, it’s that new show about the policeman who solves crime in his spare time.” – Homer Simpson
“Crank it, Homer!” – Bart Simpson
“You busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGarnagle. Did you really have to break so much furniture?” – The Chief
“You tell me, Chief. You had a pretty good view from behind your desk.” – McGarnagle
“Ah, McGarnagle, eases the pain.” – Homer Simpson
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
“You gotta tell them what you saw Billy.”
“Okay. For you, McGarnagle.”
Well McGarnagle. Billy is dead! They slit his throat from ear to eat.
“Hey I’m trying to eat lunch here.”