“But, Marge, I think he should learn about it the same way I did.” – Homer Simpson
“Are you sure?” – Marge Simpson
“Zookeeper! Zookeeper! Those two monkeys are killing each other!” – Homer Simpson
“They’re having sex.” – Zookeeper
“Oh.” – Homer Simpson
Still probably got a more comprehensive sex education than most kids at that age.
An to think, thirty years later, Homer would be in the zoo’s enclosure learning it first hand with a panda.
Noooooo, I was happy suppresing that information for the rest of my life.