“Now, c’mon, give your putter a name.” – Homer Simpson “What?” – Bart Simpson “Give it a name.” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Putter.” – Bart Simpson “You want to try a little harder, son? C’mon, give it a girl’s name.” – Homer Simpson “Mom.” – Bart Simpson “Your putter’s name is Charlene.” – Homer Simpson “Why?” – Bart Simpson “It just is, that’s why.” – Homer Simpson
