Tag: Dead Putting Society

“Aw, give up, home boy, there’s a six stroke limit.” – Bart Simpson “I know. I can still make this for five.” – Homer Simpson

“Listen to ’em laughing. This is so humiliating. I’m never going to live this down. Damn Flanders.” – Homer Simpson “You know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, what they hey! You know? Kinda reminds of my good old fraternity days.” – Ned Flanders “D’oh! Oh my God, he’s enjoying it!” – Homer Simpson

“Now, c’mon, give your putter a name.” – Homer Simpson “What?” – Bart Simpson “Give it a name.” – Homer Simpson “Mr. Putter.” – Bart Simpson “You want to try a little harder, son? C’mon, give it a girl’s name.” – Homer Simpson “Mom.” – Bart Simpson “Your putter’s name is Charlene.” – Homer Simpson “Why?” – Bart Simpson “It just is, that’s why.” – Homer Simpson

“Holy moly, it’s beautiful.” – Homer Simpson “Say, that’s right, this is your first visit to the Flanders homestead.” – Ned Flanders “Well, we’ve only been neighbors, what? . . . Eight years.” – Homer Simpson

“I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.” – Lisa Simpson “Okay.” – Bart Simpson “Embrace nothingness.” – Lisa Simpson “You got it.” – Bart Simpson “Become like an uncarved stone.” – Lisa Simpson “Done.” – Bart Simpson “Bart! You’re just pretending to know what I’m talking about.” – Lisa Simpson “True.” – Bart Simpson “Well, it’s very frustrating!” – Lisa Simpson “I’ll bet.” – Bart Simpson

“Now, I suppose you both have to sign this. I hope blood won’t be necessary.” – Marge Simpson “I’m game if you are, Flanders.” – Homer Simpson

“Now, Homer, Bart’s busy working on his science project.” – Marge Simpson “You heard the lady, Homer. So please mow quietly: genius at work. . . . One o’clock, still just a potato.” – Bart Simpson

“Honey, wake up!  It sounds like Ned Flanders is having some sort of crisis.” – Helen Lovejoy “Ugh, probably stepped on a worm.” – Reverend Lovejoy

“I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind.” – Lisa Simpson “Okay.” – Bart Simpson “Embrace nothingness.” – Lisa Simpson “You got it.” – Bart Simpson “Become like an uncarved stone.” – Lisa Simpson “Done.” – Bart Simpson “Bart!  You’re just pretending to know what I’m talking about!” – Lisa Simpson “True.” – Bart Simpson “Well, it’s very frustrating.” – Lisa Simpson “I’ll bet.” – Bart Simpson

“Hey Lis, what do you call those guys in chess that don’t matter?” – Bart Simpson “Well, a blockaded bishop is of little value, but I think you’re referring to a pawn.” – Lisa Simpson “Right.  I am a pawn.” – Bart Simpson “Mmm, I know.” – Lisa Simpson

“Homer, I couldn’t help overhearing you warp Bart’s mind.” – Marge Simpson “And?” – Homer Simpson

“The basis of this game seems to be simple geometry.  All you have to do is hit the ball here.” – Lisa Simpson “I can’t believe it, you’ve actually found a practical use for geometry!” – Bart Simpson

“Sometimes the only way you can feel good about yourself is by making someone else look bad, and I’m tired of making other people feel good about themselves.” – Homer Simpson