Day: December 2, 2018

“I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.” – Marge Simpson “No we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he’s twenty-one.” – Homer Simpson “Won’t that warp him?” – Marge Simpson “My cousin Frank did it.” – Homer Simpson “You don’t have a cousin Frank.” – Marge Simpson “He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.” – Homer Simpson