Quote of the Day

“I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.” – Marge Simpson
“No we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he’s twenty-one.” – Homer Simpson
“Won’t that warp him?” – Marge Simpson
“My cousin Frank did it.” – Homer Simpson
“You don’t have a cousin Frank.” – Marge Simpson
“He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.” – Homer Simpson

10 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

      1. It was sarcasm you autist. Did you really think some mildly poorly aged joke against trans was libtards btfo

        Your gay

        1. Ah, the old “I was just joking, honest” defense, followed by more pathetic insults. Sure thing.

          1. when have I ever spoken in memes or harbored malevolence against liberals

            dummy

            fat, ugly dummy

            1. Normally I’d make Ryan look dumb here or whatever but like

              he’s doing that to himself

              Man what do I even do when they do that

                1. See? Like he’s just doing it all for me. Do I just watch it unfold and laugh along with everyone else or?

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