“I’m afraid we’re going to need a bigger place.” – Marge Simpson
“No we won’t. I’ve got it all figured out. The baby can have Bart’s crib, and Bart can sleep with us until he’s twenty-one.” – Homer Simpson
“Won’t that warp him?” – Marge Simpson
“My cousin Frank did it.” – Homer Simpson
“You don’t have a cousin Frank.” – Marge Simpson
“He became Francine back in ’76. Then he joined that cult. I think his name is Mother Shabubu now.” – Homer Simpson
Dead Homer Society 
10 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Libtards BTFO!
A glimpse into the mind of those who think regurgitated memes count as witty remarks or scathing put-downs:
It was sarcasm you autist. Did you really think some mildly poorly aged joke against trans was libtards btfo
Your gay
Ah, the old “I was just joking, honest” defense, followed by more pathetic insults. Sure thing.
when have I ever spoken in memes or harbored malevolence against liberals
dummy
fat, ugly dummy
Normally I’d make Ryan look dumb here or whatever but like
he’s doing that to himself
Man what do I even do when they do that
You will never have a woman think about you while masturbating
See? Like he’s just doing it all for me. Do I just watch it unfold and laugh along with everyone else or?
You stop giving the attention whore the attention he craves.
Eh I guess… but it’s fun