“Can we keep him, Dad? Please!” – Bart Simpson
“But he’s a loser! He’s pathetic! He’s . . . a Simpson.” – Homer Simpson

Happy Simpsons Day, everybody!

13 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. rdenton85 Avatar

    Just watched this last night. Such a great episode. I love Bart’s line about how tv has betrayed him. I dread to think how it would be if it were a zombie simpsons episode.

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      The best gift Zombie Simpsons can give us is the announcement that they’re finally pulling the plug.

      So, maybe X-Mas of 3021?

      1. Ryan Avatar
        Ryan

        What difference would it pulling the plug make

        How is that a good thing

        Why is it bad that its continuing

        1. rdenton85 Avatar

          Because the longer it goes on then the less chance new viewers will have of watching the best of the show and the legacy of the Simpsons will continue to be damaged.

          1. Ryan Avatar
            Ryan

            Hahahaha. Zombie Simpsons has been going on for 20 years now. It continuing won’t do any more damage to The Simpsons’ legacy.

            Your logic is wrong, and you know it is. Just admit you want it gone for the emotional reason that you hate it.

            1. Anonymous Avatar
              Anonymous

              I’m sorry that you crave attention so desperately, but you do know there are better places to shitpost than a nearly deserted Simpsons blog, right? Or do you feel that your voice would be drowned out if you had to compete against other needy attention whores?

              1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
                Ah Hee Hee Hee

                If you just let Ryan yell for a little bit he’ll tire himself out. Don’t get him all wound up

                1. Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
                  Bleeding Gums Murphy

                  This is the same kind of logic that The Simpsons criticised as early as “Moaning Lisa”, though.

              2. Bleeding Gums Murphy Avatar
                Bleeding Gums Murphy

                It’s Ryan, what do you honestly expect from him other than being a jerkass 90% of the time and making some genuine contributions in the remaining 10%?

              3. Ryan Avatar
                Ryan

                Please tell me what about my post was wrong/attention whorish/etc. Do you genuinely believe my argument is wrong, and he’s in the right?

                1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
                  Ah Hee Hee Hee

                  My man you are taking this whole website way too seriously

                  1. Ryan Avatar
                    Ryan

                    lol

                    Yes I’m the one taking it serious

                    1. Ah Hee Hee Hee Avatar
                      Ah Hee Hee Hee

                      Exactly! Glad you agree.

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