“Alright, settle, people. People, settle. People! Wood and Van Zuyland, stake out Donut Land. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in. Keneally and Earhart, back ’em up. Fitz and Garcia, it’s your turn to sleep in. And Simpson, seeing how this is your first day, you’re inexperienced and vulnerable, your beat is Junkieville and Bumtown.” – Chief Wiggum
Dead Homer Society 
6 responses to “Quote of the Day”
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By reading these quotes I realize how much I totally missed when I watched the show
Thank you for your hard work, you are doing a fantastic job for all Simpsons fans.
Agreed. These quotes are great to see every day
Did we suddenly get an influx of new commenters here or was that some sort of weird, failed spambot attempt?
Dunno, it’s funny though.