Tag: The Springfield Connection

“Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law: dog, no leash; man, littering; horse not wearing diaper; car parked across three handicap spaces.” – Marge Simpson

“Careful, now, these are dangerous streets for us upper-lower-middle class types. So avoid eye contact, watch your pocketbook, and suspect everyone.” – Homer Simpson “Three card monte!” – Snake “Woo-hoo! Easy money!” – Homer Simpson

“Alright, settle, people. People, settle. People! Wood and Van Zuyland, stake out Donut Land. When they fry up a fresh batch, call it in. Keneally and Earhart, back ’em up. Fitz and Garcia, it’s your turn to sleep in. And Simpson, seeing how this is your first day, you’re inexperienced and vulnerable, your beat is Junkieville and Bumtown.” – Chief Wiggum

“Women always have trouble with the wall . . . can’t ever seem to find the door.” – Chief Wiggum

“Homer, gimme my pepper spray!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, Marge, one squirt and you’re south of the border! . . . Mmmm, incapacitating.” – Homer Simpson

“Tsk tsk tsk, you missed the baby, you missed the blind man . . .” – Chief Wiggum

“Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure before.” – Bart Simpson

“Whatever you do, Mom, we’ll be proud of you.” – Lisa Simpson “Well, thank you, honey.” – Marge Simpson “As long as it’s Constitutional.” – Lisa Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to “The Springfield Connection”!  Original airdate: 7 May 1995.

“Oh, sorry, Simpson, you’ll have to do the course again.  I was trying to get this magic eye thing to work.  Ah, look at that: a pony.” – Chief Wiggum

“Alright, you scrawny beanpoles, becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight.  It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.” – Chief Wiggum

“Cuff him, boys.  We’re putting this dirtbag away.” – Chief Wiggum “Ha.  I’ll be back on the street in twenty-four hours.” – Snake “We’ll try to make it twelve.” – Chief Wiggum

“The ‘garage’?  Hey fellas, the ‘garage’!  Well ohh-la-di-da, mister Frenchman.” – Moe “Well, what do you call it?” – Homer Simpson “A car hole.” – Moe

“Uh, excuse me?” – Marge Simpson “What, what, what, what, what, what what?  This better be about pizza.” – Chief Wiggum

“Are you really allowed to execute people at a local jail?” – Hans Moleman “From this point on, no talking.” – Reverend Lovejoy