“Five alarm chili, eh? . . . One . . . Two . . . Hey, what’s the big idea?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, I admit it. It’s only two alarm, two and a half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.” – Ned Flanders “Daddy, are you going to jail?” – Todd Flanders “We’ll see, son. We’ll see.” – Ned Flanders
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .