“Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! Sunrise! Sunset! . . . Ahhh! Not to self: stop doing anything.” – Homer Simpson
Tag: El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Jomer
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“Five alarm chili, eh? . . . One . . . Two . . . Hey, what’s the big idea?” – Homer Simpson “Oh, I admit it. It’s only two alarm, two and a half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.” – Ned Flanders “Daddy, are you going to jail?” – Todd Flanders “We’ll see, son. We’ll see.” – Ned Flanders
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“That Simpson, he thinks he’s the Pope of Chilitown!” – Chief Wiggum
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“Argh, matey, nary a warning light to be seen. ‘Tis clear sailin’ ahead for our precious cargo.” – Captain McAllister “Uh, would that be the hot pants, sir?” – Sailor “Aye, the hot pants.” – Captain McAllister
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“Lis, check it out: Time for Chili!” – Bart Simpson “I saw it, Bart.” – Lisa Simpson “You’re just mad cause there’s no clock in your hat.” – Bart Simpson “What hat?” – Lisa Simpson
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“What should I do? Should I meditate? Should I get rid of all my possessions?” – Homer Simpson “Are you kidding? If anything you should get more possessions! You don’t even have a computer.” – Space Coyote
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“Oh, man, he’s here: the dude with the fire proof stomach.” – Otto “They say he carved it himself, from a bigger spoon.” – Lenny
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“Every time you go to that cook off you get drunk as a poet on payday! Remember last year?” – Marge Simpson “Look at me, I’m a puffy pink cloud!” – Homer Simpson
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“Marge, we’re missing the chili! Less artsy, more fartsy.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, I happen to like handicrafts much more than stuffing my face.” – Marge Simpson “Fine, I’ll come find you when I’m ready to stop having fun.” – Homer Simpson
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“This is cause I kicked you, isn’t it?” – Homer Simpson
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“I’m gonna go get some vegetarian chili before they get desperate and add meat.” – Lisa Simpson “I’m gonna go claim some valuables at the lost and found.” – Bart Simpson
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“Yeah, it’s a lazy, dog dangling afternoon.” – Homer Simpson
Reading Digest: Not Worth Reading Edition
“Oh, why do they have to put all this crud in my newspaper? World. The Arts. Religion. Ah ha! Here it is, ‘Kickin’ Back!’” – Homer Simpson This week we’ve got several links to things that really aren’t worth the click. They exist, and I think they were worth noting, but having actually read them, I can’t honestly recommend that you do the same. Of course, there are even more links that are worth your time, including some more minimalist Simpsons designs, several people who agree with us, quite a few lists, what real yearbook people think of Retrospecticus, and…
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Bonus fun: check out the comments at YouTube. “Look at these records: Jim Nabors, Glen Campbell, The Doodletown Pipers. Now look at her records, they stink!” – Homer Simpson
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“By all medical logic, steam should be shooting out of his ears.” – Dr. Hibbert “His ears if we’re lucky.” – Krusty the Klown
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“I always just figured my wife was my soul mate. But if it’s not Marge, then who is it? Where do I begin looking?” – Homer Simpson “This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, sir. Now, if you don’t want the sofa I’ll have to ask you to leave.” – Furniture Salesman
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“Where’s Homer?” – Bart Simpson “Your father decided he’d rather come home in a taxi . . . or a police car.” – Marge Simpson [Edited to correct the copy-editing, which is, in general, terrible here.]
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“I’ve added an extra ingredient just for you: the merciless peppers of Quetzlzacatenango! Grown deep in the jungle primeval by the inmates of a Guatemalan insane asylum.” – Chief Wiggum
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“Ohh, look at that adorable spice rack! Eight spices? Some must be doubles, Or-ah-gah-no? What the hell?” – Marge Simpson
Crazy Noises: El Viaje Misterioso de Nuestro Homer
“Has anyone seen Homer?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, better you hear it from me than some gossipy neighbor. Homer made a total jackass of himself.” – Helen Lovejoy “Oh Helen that’s enough, call off your dogs.” – Rev. Lovejoy “But someone had to tell her, and I got here first.” – Helen Lovejoy In an attempt to fill the summer with love, hate and pointless Simpsons commentary we at the Dead Homer Society are going to spend some time overthinking Season 8. Why Season 8? Because Season 8 is when The Simpsons really began to deteriorate into Zombie Simpsons. That’s why.…