“Five alarm chili, eh? . . . One . . . Two . . . Hey, what’s the big idea?” – Homer Simpson
“Oh, I admit it. It’s only two alarm, two and a half, tops. I just wanted to be a big man in front of the kids.” – Ned Flanders
“Daddy, are you going to jail?” – Todd Flanders
“We’ll see, son. We’ll see.” – Ned Flanders
I love that not only does Todd believe his father might go to jail for such a minor offense, but Ned thinks it might be a legitimate possibility too.
Yeah Flanders is definitely so lame that he thinks it’s possible.