“Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so . . . the following people are gay.” – Kent Brockman
“Turn it off.” – Marge Simpson
“Just a second.” – Homer Simpson
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I heard they had to get permission from everyone to use their names.
I love how eager Homer was to know that
The last 3 qotds can trigger any liberal college student.
Oh, Ryan. You just can’t resist being an Edgelord for very long, can you?