Tag: Bart’s Comet

“Fellow citizens, when I learned about the impending crisis, I caught the very next plane to Springfeld . . . field.” – Mayor Quimby

“Over the years, a newsman learns a number of things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. It doesn’t seem to matter now, so . . . the following people are gay.” – Kent Brockman “Turn it off.” – Marge Simpson “Just a second.” – Homer Simpson

“I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: democracy simply doesn’t work.” – Kent Brockman

“I don’t think I really captured the eyes.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, if you have a failing it’s that you’re always demanding perfection. . . . If you have a failing.” – Milhouse van Houten

“Still dark, better use the generator.” – Bart Simpson

“Hi-de-ho-a-roony, neighbor. What can I do ya for?” – Ned Flanders “Get out of there! My family needs to use your bomb shelter.” – Homer Simpson “Homer!” – Marge Simpson “Oh, I kinda figured this might happen, so I built the shelter big enough for both our families.” – Ned Flanders “No deal. Out.” – Homer Simpson

“We’re doomed!” – Lisa Simpson “It’s times like this I wish I were a religious man.” – Homer Simpson “It’s all over, people! We don’t have a prayer! Ahhhhhhh!” – Reverend Lovejoy

“Dear God!” – Warren the Astronomer “Warren, we’ve talked about you hogging the eye piece.” – Lady Astronomer

“Now, this morning we’re going to mapping a small square of sky that’s thought to be empty.  It’s my hope that it’s not.” – Principal Skinner

“What’s everyone so worked up about?  So there’s a comet, big deal.  It’ll burn up in our atmosphere and whatsever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua’s head.” – Homer Simpson “Wow, Dad, maybe you’re right.” – Bart Simpson “Of course, I’m right.  If I’m not, may we all be horribly crushed from above somehow.” – Homer Simpson

“Top of the hour, time for the morning news.  But, of course, there is no news yet, everyone’s still asleep in their comfy, comfy beds.  Goodnight, everybody.” – Radio Announcer

“Ah, there’s nothing more exciting than science!  You get all the fun of sitting still, being quiet, writing down numbers, paying attention . . . science has it all.” – Principal Skinner

“You don’t need a telescope to enjoy astronomy, Bart.  There are all the constellations you’ve heard so much about; there’s Orion, the Swan, the Chariot Race.” – Principal Skinner “Why don’t they look anything like their names?” – Bart Simpson “Well, you do have to use your imagination.  Look, there’s the Three Wise Men.” – Principal Skinner

“Sounds like the doomsday whistle.  Ain’t been blown for nigh onto three years.” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson “Trouble a brewin’.” – Jasper

Image shamelessly yoinked from here. “And someone’ll have to run the power.  Uh, you can do that, Homer.” – Moe “Uh, yeah, I can do that.” – Homer Simpson

“Didn’t you hear what the guy in the building said?” – Homer Simpson “But, Dad, don’t you think-” – Lisa Simpson “Ah, Lisa, the whole reason we have elected officials is so we don’t have to think all the time, just like that rain forest scare a few years back.  Our officials saw there was a problem and they fixed it, didn’t they?” – Homer Simpson “No, Dad, I don’t think-” – Lisa Simpson “There’s that word again.” – Homer Simpson

“And then I sped away without anyone seeing my license plate.” – Homer Simpson

“And, like Icarus, the rocket foolishly soared too high and lost control of its servo-guidance mechanism, leaving us with some . . . six hours to live.” – Kent Brockman