“Oh, I can’t go to jail! I got a swanky lifestyle! I’m used to the best!” – Krusty the Klown “Krusty, this is America. We don’t send our celebrities to jail.” – IRS Guy
Day: February 11, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk the cashier’s head off.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon “There’s an interesting behind this nickle. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson