“Mrs. Simpson, the express line is the fastest line not always. That old man up front, he is starved for attention. He will talk the cashier’s head off.” – Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
“There’s an interesting behind this nickle. In 1957, I remember it was, I got up in the morning and made myself a piece of toast. I set the toaster to three, medium brown…” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson
I never served guys like this when I worked in a supermarket sadly.
Aw, none of them even told you about when nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them?
Missing word alert: “interesting [story] behind this nickel”. Didn’t notice until now myself.