“On the other hand, when you don’t take advantage of an opportunity, you can end up regretting it for the rest of your life.” – Marge Simpson “You’re right, Marge. Just like the time I could’ve met Mr. T at the mall. The entire day I kept saying, ‘I’ll go a little later. I’ll go a little later’. And then when I got there, they told me he just left. And when I asked the mall guy if he would ever come back again, he said he didn’t know. Well, I’m never gonna let something like that happen again! I’m…
Day: February 24, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Man, those cons love Krusty. Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten year old boy.” – Bart Simpson “And vice versa.” – Lisa Simpson
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“You can be so cruel when you’re sober.” – Sideshow Mel “Well, I’ll fix that! I’m goin’ on the bender to end all benders!” – Krusty the Klown