Tag: Brother From Another Series

“I’m telling you, Cecil, I can’t take much more of this! Rustic workmen have turned the sani-john into a smokehouse, coveralls that don’t quite cover all…” – Sideshow Bob

“Come now, you speak as if they were a gaggle of slack jawed yokels.” – Cecil Terwilliger “Mr. Terwilliger, come quick! There’s trouble down to the cement mixer, sir!” – Cletus

“Man, those cons love Krusty. Inside every hardened criminal beats the heart of a ten year old boy.” – Bart Simpson “And vice versa.” – Lisa Simpson

“You’ve brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don’t relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.” – Sideshow Bob “Nor I to read it. You know, Bob, all this time I thought you were a bungler. But, destroying a city is far tougher than I thought.” – Cecil

♫”I slugged some jerk in Tahoe, they gave me one to three! My high priced lawyer sprung me on a technicality! I’m just visiting Springfield prison I get to sleep at home tonight!”♫ – Krusty the Klown

“When that pie hit your face, I saw my dreams explode in a burst of cream and crust. But I suppose I should thank you. After all, it led me to my true calling.” – Cecil Terwilliger “Cecil, no civilization in history has ever considered Chief Hydrological Engineer a ‘calling’. . . . Yes, yes, the Cappadocians. Fine.” – Bob Terwilliger Happy 20th Anniversary to “Brother From Another Series”! Original airdate, 23 February 1997.

“Mrs. Krabappel, no! That’s Sideshow Bob!” – Bart Simpson “Well, that’s the last time I announce my dinner plans in class.” – Mrs. Krabappel

“Temper, temper, you know Cousin Merle ain’t been quite right lately.” – Cecil Terwilliger

“Don’t you see what you’ve done? Sideshow Bob hasn’t reformed, he’s pure evil!  Oh, if only you knew what he’s thinking!” – Bart Simpson “I hope they still make that shampoo I like.” – Sideshow Bob

“Wherever you go and whatever you do, I’ll be there watching and waiting.” – Bart Simpson “He says that, but I bet he gives up pretty quickly.” – Chief Wiggum

“Hello, brother, all’s well, I trust?” – Cecil Terwilliger “It most certainly is not!  The workmen you’ve given me don’t know their asses from the hole in the ground they accidentally blew yesterday.” – Sideshow Bob

“See, Cousin Merle and me was playing fetch with Geetch, that’s our old smell hound.  And . . .” – Cletus “Geetch gone to heaven, Mr. Terwilliger.” – Cousin Merle “Oh, Cousin Merle!” – Sideshow Bob

“Hey, you said we were going to Dairy Queen.” – Lisa Simpson “I lied.  Now help me rummage through Bob’s trash for clues.  Then I promise we’ll go to the water slide.” – Bart Simpson “Okay.” – Lisa Simpson

“There it is, the future site of the Springfield Hydroelectric Dam.” – Cecil Terwilliger “Just the thought of all that raw, surging power makes me wonder why the hell I should care.” – Sideshow Bob “Because you’ll be supervising the construction crew.” – Cecil Terwilliger “Oh, great.  Whenever a woman passes by I suppose it will be my job to lead the hooting.  Oh, yeah.  Shake it, madam.  Capital knockers.” – Sideshow Bob

“You wanted to be Krusty’s sidekick since you were five!  What about the buffoon lessons?  The four years at clown college?” – Sideshow Bob “I’ll thank you not to refer to Princeton that way!” – Cecil

“You do know I used to have a . . . problem with trying to kill people?” – Sideshow Bob “Goodness, I had no idea!  For you see, I have been on Mars for the last decade, in a cave with my eyes shut and my fingers in my ears.” – Cecil “Touche, Cecil.” – Sideshow Bob