Quote of the Day

“Seymour? You were supposed to call me three minutes ago!” – Agnes Skinner
“Sorry, mother, I was driving through a tunnel and my cell phone wouldn’t work.” – Seymour Skinner
“I don’t want you driving through tunnels! You know what that symbolizes!” – Agnes Skinner

3 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. Wow, Agnes sure has a lot of silhouetted portraits of her son in profile.

    1. I was going to mention that they have a weekly silhouette night, but I couldn’t remember what episode that was from. When I looked it up, it was from “The Principal and the Pauper”, so I wouldn’t blame you for forgetting. I still can’t bring myself to watch that episode again, even if it does have a handful of good jokes.

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