Tag: Make Room for Lisa

“Come on, move your butt! You’re blocking traffic!” – Marge Simpson “That’s no way to address Sir-Drinks-A-Lot.” – Homer Simpson

“Seymour? You were supposed to call me three minutes ago!” – Agnes Skinner “Sorry, mother, I was driving through a tunnel and my cell phone wouldn’t work.” – Seymour Skinner “I don’t want you driving through tunnels! You know what that symbolizes!” – Agnes Skinner

“Man, this thing is heavy.” – Repo Depot Guy #1 “You should lift with your legs.” – Repo Depot Guy #2 “Ah, screw it. I got health insurance.” – Repo Depot Guy #1

“Abracadabra, the crystal says your baby shall be a girl!” – Repo Depot Guy

“America’s greatest citizen, summed up in one piece of clothing” – Lisa Simpson “Fonzie’s jacket!” – Homer Simpson

“But, Daddy, you’re on vacation.” – Ralph Wiggum “Crime doesn’t take a vacation.” – Chief Wiggum “Hey, hey, careful, you’ll pop it!” – Louie

“But corporate sponsorship cheapens our nation’s treasures.” – Lisa Simpson “Actually, they’re Omnitouch’s treasure’s now.  We bought em during the last budget crisis.” – Omnitouch Lady

“Somebody wants Mommy to change baby’s diaper.” – Homer Simpson “Is that somebody you, Homer?” – Marge Simpson “Yes, it is.” – Homer Simpson

“But you can’t just repossess our merchandise.  The I Ching said I had six months till bankruptcy.” – Karma-Ceuticals Owner “Hey, channel somebody who gives a damn.” – Repo Man

“I just wish you could keep an open mind about other cultures.” – Lisa Simpson “Other cultures are fine.  I’m just saying I can get along in life without a ‘tooth brush’.” – Homer Simpson