“What do you mean, you lost him? He might’ve fallen into one of these machines! Oh, my God! That’s his lucky red hat! He’s a box. My boy’s a box! Damn, you! A box!” – Homer Simpson

6 responses to “Quote of the Day”

  1. Anonymous Avatar
    Anonymous

    Love Homer’s absurd conclusion and his indignity/anger over it. The kids aren’t the only ones who watch too much cartoons.

    1. rdenton85 Avatar

      Oh me too. It’s the most insane possibility but Homer well and truly believes it happened.

  2. Boourns Avatar
    Boourns

    Whatever happened to that hat?

    1. Anonymous Avatar
      Anonymous

      Quiet, you fool, or the ZS writers will devote an entire episode to it and give it magic powers/make it talk/both.

      1. rdenton85 Avatar

        Careful. They probably come here for ideas 🤣

        1. Anonymous Avatar
          Anonymous

          If they actually came here for ideas (ideally when this site was more active) then they should’ve at least learned how to stop making characters appear/disappear out of thin air, or cut back on all the constant and repetitive exposition. Seeing as they didn’t, it’s unlikely they give a rat’s ass what we think.

          But just in case there are a few lurking writers, we don’t want to help them get more terrible ideas either.

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