“Looks like those clowns in Congress did it again. What a bunch of clowns.” – DJ 3000 “How does he keep up with the news like that?” – Bill
Month: March 2019
Quote of the Day
“Oh, hello, Principal Skinner. . . . No, Bart has never been to Hong Kong, good night. . . . Hello? Tennessee State Police! . . . No, my son’s car was not crushed in Knoxville. I don’t know where to begin telling you what’s wrong with that. . . . Hello? No, Bart is not available tomorrow to deliver a human kidney to Amsterdam. . . . Homer, are you laughing at me?” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“A seagull took my sailor hat.” – Homer Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Music is none of my business.” – Marge Simpson “That’s fine for you, Marge, but I used to rock and roll all night and party every day. Then it was every other day. Now I’m lucky if I can find half an hour a week in which to get funky.” – Homer Simpson Happy birthday, Alf Clausen!
Quote of the Day
“Homer, this is a terrible thing that’s happened. But we can’t blame ourselves.” – Marge Simpson“We can and will!” – Homer Simpson“Children need discipline! You can ask any syndicated advice columnist.” – Marge Simpson Happy birthday, George Meyer!
Quote of the Day
“We’ll take two tickets to . . . The Stockholm Affair.” – Homer Simpson“Ooh, the paper called it a taught political thriller.” – Marge Simpson“Political? Oh.” – Homer Simpson“Mr. President, disturbing news. Serious cracks developing in the Greco-Bolivian alliance.” – Movie General“Get me Jed Collick!” – Movie President
Quote of the Day
“Look! It’s glorious!” – Dr. Marvin Monroe“It’s beautiful, man.” – Otto“I love you, Smithers.” – C.M. Burns“The feeling is more than mutual, sir.” – Mr. Smithers
Quote of the Day
“Troy, my man, it’s MacArthur Parker.” – MacArthur Parker“MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker my agent?” – Troy McClure“Just checkin’ in, my friend. So, how’s my favorite client?” – MacArthur Parker“We haven’t spoken in eight years.” – Troy McClure“Yes! So, I saw the papers today, Troy. Looking good, that wholesome stuff really helps when I’m trying to find you work.” – MacArthur Parker“You haven’t found me work in twelve years.” – Troy McClure“Oh, you, jury duty is work.” – MacArthur Parker
Quote of the Day
“Son, why are you wasting your time with this sleazy trash?” – Hypocritical Man “Sorry, Dad.” – Guilty Son “Wait till I show the guys at work this little doozy.” – Hypocritical Man
Quote of the Day
“Video taping this crime spree is the best idea we ever had.” – Jimbo Jones
Quote of the Day
“I told you, officer. I’m not ‘hepped up’ on ‘goofballs’.” – Ned Flanders “Yeah, right.” – Chief Wiggum “Ned Flanders? I never would’ve imagined.” – Reverend Lovejoy “Ohh . . . oof!” – Ned Flanders “High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!” – Chief Wiggum
Quote of the Day
“Let’s go, Marge! C’mon! C’mon! C’mon!” – Homer Simpson “Homer, you know I have a gambling problem.” – Marge Simpson “Well, what better place to celebrate your recovery than amidst the frenzied excitement of the casino floor?” – Homer Simpson
Makeup Quote of the Day
“I love these new planes.” – Lisa Simpson “Yes, it’s a good thing they reevaluated those wacky old designs.” – Hugh Parkfield
Quote of the Day
“See you in church on Sunday, Marge.” – Helen Lovejoy “Goodbye, Helen.” – Marge Simpson “Goodbye, Helen! . . . You have a lovely friend there. Let’s hope something runs over her.” – Jacques
Makeup Quote of the Day
“That does it! One of them has to go!” – Marge Simpson “Okay. Grampa.” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Marge Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Our laws are in place for a reason…” – Rex Banner “Send him back to momma, boys.” – Chief Wiggum
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Behold mighty Caesar, in all his glory!” – Homer Simpson
Double Secret Makeup Quote of the Day
“One more step and you’re a dead man.” – Bart Simpson “I have to go to the bathroom, Bart.” – Martin Prince “Yeah, right, so do I, but you don’t see me gettin’ up.” – Bart Simpson
Quote of the Day
“Wow! You’ve got pencils with your name on ’em, just like a pencil company executive! I’d give anything for one of these.” – Homer Simpson “Any office supply company can have ’em made up for you.” – Frank Grimes “Can I have this one?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Frank Grimes “Can Lenny have it?” – Homer Simpson “No.” – Frank Grimes
Quote of the Day
“Recapping our day’s top story, the winner of today’s state lottery is . . . me, Kent Brockman. Can we get a shot of me? There you go.” – Kent Brockman