Quote of the Day

“I told you, officer. I’m not ‘hepped up’ on ‘goofballs’.” – Ned Flanders “Yeah, right.” – Chief Wiggum “Ned Flanders? I never would’ve imagined.” – Reverend Lovejoy “Ohh . . . oof!” – Ned Flanders “High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!” – Chief Wiggum