“I told you, officer. I’m not ‘hepped up’ on ‘goofballs’.” – Ned Flanders
“Yeah, right.” – Chief Wiggum
“Ned Flanders? I never would’ve imagined.” – Reverend Lovejoy
“Ohh . . . oof!” – Ned Flanders
“High as a kite, everybody! Goofballs!” – Chief Wiggum
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
I actually like this dialogue.
Where’s your messiah now Flanders.
I like how there’s a guy on the bus that looks like Flanders but with square glasses.