“No! The slide is perfectly safe! This was an isolated incident!” – Krusty the Klown
“I understand that, Krusty. But, Krusty! Isn’t that exactly what you said right before the recall of tainted Krusty brand mayonnaise?” – Kent Brockman
“Now, Kent, you know that question is out of bounds! This interview is over!” – Krusty the Klown
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And I contend that those tourists were decapitated before they entered the KrustyLand House of Knives.
Only 9 high priced lawyers could have cleared him 😁
Ten!
*cue screaming*