Quote of the Day

“Please, please, one at a time, one at a time! Now, who has the most urgent problem?” – Marge Simpson “I have a recurring dream in which I’m falling!” – Sideshow Mel “Come right this way, Mel.” – Marge Simpson

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes.” – Ray Patterson “Well, then you should’ve been early.” – Homer Simpson