Tag: Trash of the Titans

“Oh, gosh, you know, I’m not much on speeches, but it’s so gratifying to leave you wallowing in the mess you’ve made. You’re screwed. Thank you, bye.” – Ray Patterson “He’s right, he ain’t much on speeches.” – Moe

“My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. . . If only they’d elect me . . . I’d make ’em pay!” – Homer Simpson

“Sorry I’m late, everyone. Somebody tampered with my brakes.” – Ray Patterson “Well, then you should’ve been early.” – Homer Simpson

“Okay, people, we need to cook up a new holiday for the summer. Something with gifts, cards, assorted gougeables.” – Costington’s Boss “How ’bout something religious? We had great penetration last spring with Christmas 2!” – Costington’s Executive

“Dad, is this another one of those situations that could be solved by a simple apology?” – Lisa Simpson “I never apologize, Lisa. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am.” – Homer Simpson

“John Paul, how are the new uniforms? Do they match the suede boots? Beautiful! Did you get the new trucks? Are they amphibious? Well, there’s only one way to find out!” – Sanitation Commissioner Homer Simpson Happy 20th Anniversary to Simpsons classic “Trash of the Titans”! Original airdate 26 April 1998.

“Don’t worry, folks. He’ll get the help he needs.” – Bono

“Listen, Homer, I hate to be a fussy Freddy and all, but Maude’s folks are here are they’re a tad touchy about odors.” – Ned Flanders “Then you might want to close your windows before the sun hits Diaper Hill.” – Homer Simpson “Look, Daddy, I’m the king of the mountain!” – Rod Flanders “Rod get off of there!” – Ned Flanders

“Hey, Ray, cleaning out the old office, eh?” – Homer Simpson “If I hadn’t already packed my letter opener, I’d give you such a stabbing.” – Ray Patterson

“Lenny, my man!” – Homer Simpson “So, Homer, if we vote for you, what are you gonna do different?” – Lenny “What am I, the answer man?  Just vote for me!” – Homer Simpson

“Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.” – Marge Simpson “That’s not the way she tells it.” – Homer Simpson

“Ow, ow, stupid trash, rotten, stinky, hate world, revenge soon, take out on everyone.” – Homer Simpson

“Homer’s a great nuclear safety inspector, but I don’t know if I trust him with my garbage.” – Carl

“I want to register to run for sanitation commissioner, and tell the fat cats upstairs: things are gonna change in this town.” – Homer Simpson “Okay, but this is where you register as a sex offender.” – Clerk “Aw, jeez, there’s always a line.” – Moe