“Lisa, stop the racket. I’m trying to fix your mother’s camera. Easy . . . easy . . . hmm, I’m gonna need a bigger drill.” – Homer Simpson
Day: June 10, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Of course, I’m not the only one who benefited from last week’s big payoff. Our state’s schools got their share too. Here lottery officials present Springfield Elementary with a brand new eraser.” – Kent Brockman “One eraser? Oh, I’m used to my government betraying me. I was in Nam! I served for three-” – Principal Skinner