Tag: Lisa’s Rival

“Hurry up and finish eating.” – Bart Simpson “You’re steering fine, boy. . . . Hard to the right! Hard to the left! Cat! Deer! Old man!” – Homer Simpson “Ahhhh!” – Abe “Grampa” Simpson

“Lisa, stop the racket. I’m trying to fix your mother’s camera. Easy . . . easy . . . hmm, I’m gonna need a bigger drill.” – Homer Simpson

“Honey, if you get too competitive, you’ll never be happy. No matter how good you are, there’s always gonna be someone better than you. I always thought I had the tallest hair, but that trip to Graceland really opened my eyes.” – Marge Simpson

“Ralph, this better not be about your cat.” – Ms. Hoover

“I did tip off the Feds as to the whereabouts of our good friend, Milhouse.” – Bart Simpson “I’m telling you, I didn’t do anything.” – Milhouse van Houten “I don’t care.” – Not Tommy Lee Jones (Sorry for the very late quote.)

“But she’s better than me at everything that makes me special.” – Lisa Simpson “Believe me honey, she’s more scared of you than you are of her.” – Marge Simpson “You’re thinking of bears, Mom.” – Lisa Simpson

“Don’t worry, buddy: here’s a quarter. Call for help at the nearest phone. I’ll keep an eye on things here.” – Homer Simpson “If only the sugar were as sweet as you, sir.” – Hans Moleman

“It’s your turn, Jimbo. . . . Someone’s been practicing over the summer, welcome aboard!” – Mr. Largo Happy birthday Alf Clausen!

“And you didn’t think I’d make any money.  I found a dollar while I was waiting for the bus!” – Homer Simpson “While you were out earning that dollar, you lost forty dollars by not going to work.  The plant called and said if you don’t come in tomorrow, don’t bother coming in Monday.” – Marge Simpson “Woo-hoo!  Four day weekend!” – Homer Simpson

“Now, here’s what we do.  Tomorrow morning, when Allison comes out of her house, we spray her with the hose, soaking her from head to toe!  Leaving us relatively dry.” – Bart Simpson “Relatively?” – Lisa Simpson “Well, there’s bound to be some splashback.” – Bart Simpson

“I bent my Wookie.” – Ralph Wiggum Happy 20th Anniversary to “Lisa’s Rival”!  Original airdate 11 September 1994.

“Let’s see, our foreign exchange student Uter has chosen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. . . . But this is just an empty box.” – Principal Skinner “I begged you to look at mine first.  I begged you.” – Uter

“Sure is quiet in here today.” – Bee Robin “Yes, a little too quiet, if you know what I mean.” – Bee Batman “I’m afraid I don’t.” – Bee Robin “You see, bees usually make a lot of noise.  No noise suggests no bees.” – Bee Batman “Oh, I understand now.  Oh, look, there goes one.” – Bee Robin “Too the Bee Mobile!” – Bee Batman “You mean your Chevy?” – Bee Robin “Yes.” – Bee Batman

“Lisa, what’s the answer to number seven?” – Ralph Wiggum “Sorry, Ralph, that would defeat the purpose of testing as a means of student evaluation.” – Lisa Simpson “My cat’s name is Mittens.” – Ralph Wiggum

“I don’t need a card, you live in the room next to me.” – Lisa Simpson “Note: next year, order fewer cards.” – Bart Simpson

“My, these seas are certainly heaving.” – Marge Simpson “Well, no more than your bountiful bosom, m’lady.” – Not Fabio “Does that earring mean you’re a pirate?” – Marge Simpson “Kinda.” – Not Fabio

“Well, as a matter of fact, my refrigerator wasn’t running.  You spared me quite a bit of spoilage.  Thank you, anonymous young man.” – Principal Skinner “D’oh!” – Bart Simpson