Quote of the Day

“These are yours, sir?” – DMV Boss “Yes. I am in flavor country.” – Homer Simpson “Both of them?” – DMV Boss “It’s a big country.” – Homer Simpson “Ladies, I apologize. And you, sir, are worse than Hitler.” – DMV Boss

Makeup Quote of the Day

“Now to absorb some local color through the magic of AM radio.” – Homer Simpson “The Book of Revelations tells us to watch for the seven signs of evil!” – Radio Hustler #1 “Sign of evil number four . . . ” – Radio Hustler #2 “Continuing our sign of evil countdown, here’s Vanessa Williams.” – Not Casey Kasem