“Freddy Quimby was with me the entire night in question. We were collecting canned goods for the starving people in . . . uh, you know, one of them loser countries. . . . Oh, good, my laundry is done.” – Moe
Day: July 2, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Welcome, welcome, welcome to an evening of exciting quarter mile action, action, action. Our first race is a benefit for daredevil Lance Murdoch, Murdoch, Murdoch! Who’s hospitalized with cirrhosis of the liver, liver, liver!