“You’ve failed at everything you’ve ever tried.” – Principal Skinner
“Whoa, you’ve got my number on that one, buddy. This is a smart group.” – Homer Simpson
“And your stink brings tears to my eyes!” – Moe
“Now, wait a minute, Moe . . . oh, my mistake.” – Homer Simpson
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4 responses to “Quote of the Day”
Did they ever explain where Homer’s stench comes from?
Overweight, eats a lot of unhealthy food, personal hygiene isn’t the greatest, and has small kids and pets.
So are lots of people in Springfield but it seems to be just Homer who has this mentioned.
He’s also a Kwyjibo and has been tested on by the army.
If that still doesn’t satisfy you, he’s a cartoon character and they wanted him to be a fat, smelly loser.