Quote of the Day

“You’ve failed at everything you’ve ever tried.” – Principal Skinner
“Whoa, you’ve got my number on that one, buddy. This is a smart group.” – Homer Simpson
“And your stink brings tears to my eyes!” – Moe
“Now, wait a minute, Moe . . . oh, my mistake.” – Homer Simpson

4 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

    1. Overweight, eats a lot of unhealthy food, personal hygiene isn’t the greatest, and has small kids and pets.

      1. So are lots of people in Springfield but it seems to be just Homer who has this mentioned.

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