“Oh, no! He’s going over the falls!” – Carl
“Oh, good, he snagged that tree branch.” – Lenny
“Oh, no! The branch broke off!” – Carl
“Oh, good, he can grab onto them pointy rocks.” – Lenny
“Oh, no! Them rocks broke his arms and legs!” – Carl
“Oh, good, those helpful beavers are swimming out to save him.” – Lenny
“Oh, no! They’re biting him! And stealing his pants.” – Carl
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3 responses to “Quote of the Day”
The first couple times I saw this, I thought it was a little Zombie-ish, but it amuses me now. These beavers aren’t quite the Lincoln Squirrel, but still pretty good.
I get what you mean, with the long joke. But if this was Z-Simpsons I think the Lenny and Carl lines would be replaced with that stupid shirt collar tug gag that they love to over use.
Yeah, either that or something somehow even dumber.