Quote of the Day

“Homer, my hat goes off to you.” – Bart Simpson “It’s cool in here, boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live inside the refrigerator.” – Homer Simpson “Homer, the fridge wasn’t meant to be used this way. Although, I must say, it’s certainly refreshing.” – Marge Simpson “I got the idea when I noticed the refrigerator was cold.” – Homer Simpson “Won’t this overload the motor?” – Marge Simpson “Marge, can you set the oven to cold?” – Homer Simpson

Makeup Quote of the Day

“My campaign is a disaster, Moe. I hate the public so much. . . If only they’d elect me . . . I’d make ’em pay!” – Homer Simpson