“Barbershop? That ain’t be popular since aught-six, dagnabit.” – Bart Simpson “Bart, what did I tell you?” – Homer Simpson “No talking like a grizzled 1890s prospector. Consarnit.” – Bart Simpson
Day: September 30, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“Now, Bart, can you roll your eyes back in your head like this?” – Lionel Hutz “Oh, you mean like I’m dead? Yeah, sure!” – Bart Simpson “The kid’s a pro!” – Lionel Hutz