“Sorry, son, but there’s a program about campus life that I really should watch.” – Homer Simpon “We now return to School of Hard Knockers, starring Corey Masterson.” – TV Announcer “Dean Bitterman, I hope nothing unsavory happens during my visit. As you know, I am the President of the United States.” – The President “Oh, don’t worry, I’ve expelled those rowdy members of Chug-A-Lug House.” – Dean Bitterman
An ongoing ramble by Charlie Sweatpants . .