“We would’ve gotten even more if Lisa could walk faster.” – Bart Simpson “I didn’t select this costume for mobility. I wore it to salute the noble Native Americans of the Pacific Northwest.” – Lisa Simpson
Day: October 20, 2019
Makeup Quote of the Day
“If you nurture her gift now, there’s no telling what she can do.” – Dr. J. Loren Pryor “Wow, just think of the possibilities.” – Homer Simpson “Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize.” – Dream Announcer “Nah.” – Homer Simpson “Lisa Simpson has won the Nobel Prize . . . for kickboxing.” – Dream Announcer