Quote of the Day

“We would’ve gotten even more if Lisa could walk faster.” – Bart Simpson
“I didn’t select this costume for mobility. I wore it to salute the noble Native Americans of the Pacific Northwest.” – Lisa Simpson

5 thoughts on “Quote of the Day

  1. My sister has never been the biggest Simpsons fan, but I distinctly remember this gag made her laugh. Sooner or later, this show gets everybody.

    1. I seem to have rolled my eyes so hard they fell out of my head, can you help me look for them?

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